I don't understand. I honestly don't.
When did love turn into sex? Or worse. 'Banging', 'nailing', 'screwing'. It's more about getting action and 'scoring'.
What happened to the good old 'I love you'? When did it start having different meanings?
What happened to us? Pick up lines? Are you serious?
I don't understand concepts like 'friends with benefits'. What happened to being ruled by emotions like most normal people? Since when did that become 'icky'?
Love and all things related to it are 'sappy'. Now, I'm not a huge fan of Valentine's Day and celebrating 'anniversaries' when you're dating, but when you see two old people holding hands and walking under the same umbrella, doesn't something give? If it doesn't, you, my friend, are a robot.
I miss the pining away after she leaves you. These days you just turn around, say two bad things about her and look for someone new. What happened?
No matter how hard it is, you can't just get all cynical on love. Life, yes. Love, no.
At the end of the day, there's just way too much love.
So no matter what, I'm not giving up.
Someday, these people are just going to kill the silly, hopeless little romantic in me.
Love, you misers, love.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Keh Do ki Ye Jhoot Hai.....!!!
See, there's this other thing. I used to hate the very concept of getting in a relation some years back and I absolutely detested children. Now I go 'Aww' overtime I look at a happy couple or look at people getting married in cheesy films and an even longer 'Aww' which is more like an 'Aaawwwww' when I look at children, doing completely random things, by the way.
I try. I try really hard not to show it, to act as if there is no greater agony other than watching a kid randomly go around in circles with those big eyes of his, looking so cutely confused.
See this? See what I just did? I never spoke about children unless I compared them to spawns of Satan or something.
I tried to get back to my former self with the last post I wrote. But, I just couldn't. It wasn't as funny as it could've been.
I cry for normal things where people are supposed to cry like-
1. People talking about going away.
2. People talking about going away, etc.
But, then I cry for really stupid things as well-
1. When my mom doesn't listen to my stupid stuff.
2. Chandler and Monica getting married.
3. I don't know many different ways to cook Maggi.
4. When my special people forget me..:-(...[ohh...my ds crybaby]
4. When I burn my super yummy cheese popcorn's...and many more.
That's like Rachel after her pregnancy crying over wearing her slippers in the wrong feet.
Oh wait. This is fiction.
I'm not even pregnant. I do not have the liberties to turn into a water-pipe. Or a tap or something
Wait.
Maybe, it's just growing up.
Guess, it's not that bad.
Has its good sides too.
But, that's for another day.
Okay, I'm done being mature now.
It is bad! I want to hate children and weddings again!
*sobs*
P.S. Ignore ppl....ghhhhrrrr...:-|
I try. I try really hard not to show it, to act as if there is no greater agony other than watching a kid randomly go around in circles with those big eyes of his, looking so cutely confused.
See this? See what I just did? I never spoke about children unless I compared them to spawns of Satan or something.
I tried to get back to my former self with the last post I wrote. But, I just couldn't. It wasn't as funny as it could've been.
I cry for normal things where people are supposed to cry like-
1. People talking about going away.
2. People talking about going away, etc.
But, then I cry for really stupid things as well-
1. When my mom doesn't listen to my stupid stuff.
2. Chandler and Monica getting married.
3. I don't know many different ways to cook Maggi.
4. When my special people forget me..:-(...[ohh...my ds crybaby]
4. When I burn my super yummy cheese popcorn's...and many more.
That's like Rachel after her pregnancy crying over wearing her slippers in the wrong feet.
Oh wait. This is fiction.
I'm not even pregnant. I do not have the liberties to turn into a water-pipe. Or a tap or something
Wait.
Maybe, it's just growing up.
Guess, it's not that bad.
Has its good sides too.
But, that's for another day.
Okay, I'm done being mature now.
It is bad! I want to hate children and weddings again!
*sobs*
P.S. Ignore ppl....ghhhhrrrr...:-|
MAy bE..:)
Maybe he won't mind the constant bad hair days. Or my inadequacy when it comes to technology. No, I'm not completely hopeless, but I don't care too much about it. Maybe he won't have issues with my inherent laziness. Maybe he'll love Friends as much as I do. And he'll love poetry like it's the Bible. He will definitely type like a normal, un-spastic person. Maybe he will like photographs. And poetry.. Maybe we'll sing songs by The Beatles and also Washing Powder Nirma. And watch Malayalam films together where there is a fat woman wearing a sari who is the hero's sister who makes tea for fat, dark, big-moustache man and he rapes her. Maybe he'll be okay with the way I jump around when I'm playing anything with my head inches away from the screen. Maybe he'll let me win and tell me that it was all me. He won't buy me tedddy bears. He'll get how I don't like them by itself, but how I love chocolate ice cream and cake. Maybe he won't have issues with the smell of smoke. Maybe it'll grow on him.. And we will laugh together. So much. We will go to museums together and we'll own a telescope. Maybe he'll buy me lava lamps and fairy lights for my birthday. Or those Colaba Causeway compasses with The Beatles on them. Or he'll just upgrade my Operating System to Lion on my Mac. He will not ask me questions to which I don't know the answers to. Or maybe he will, but he won't be pedantic about it. I don't know.
SURELY every girl thinks alot...MAY BE..;)
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Love...and other Basic Calculations...!!
Love is just a calculation. Before you decide to get into “something special” with someone, there are a certain things you calculate and derive a conclusion, depending on which, you may or may not have a relationship.
First, you calculate if the other person is good enough for you to date or not. Is he tall enough? Is she hot enough? Is he rich enough? Is she hot enough? Is he interesting/funny enough? Is she hot enough? Is he intelligent enough? Is she hot enough?
Most people you meet never match the criteria you set. They are a total reject. But then, there are a few, who do fulfil your criteria. And then, another set of calculations start. You calculate if getting into something with that person would affect your mental peace.
Would he treat me well? Would he care enough? Would she be too demanding? Would he be too possessive? Would she be too sluttish? Would he give me enough time? Would she be too clingy?
And then – the most popular question of all times – Would this interfere with my career?
And what if your special one lives miles apart from you? You would do anything and everything to make it work. The beginning is awesome, with you never leaving your IM, telling your love how much you miss their presence. But it grows old, and you start to struggle. And then again – career.
But you like each other! So what is the solution? A strictly- open relationship, that does not demand too much of your time and does not have the hassle of a real relationship. And you get all the perks! What can be better?
Ha! As if love follows a plan.point stays – Love cannot be planned!
It is like gravity. You can try to go against it, but you really can’t. You can jump off a cliff, trying to fly, but you will not. You will fall. It is inevitable. Similarly, falling in love cannot be prevented. It is inevitable too.
And if you are smart enough to recognise that it is real, you should be smart enough to fight for it and never let it go. Life does not give you too many second chances.
Don’t let love ever pass you by.
This post is taken from a book – Accidentally In Love! It is a story of people finding true love, losing it and . . . well, read the book to know the rest of it! I hope you like it.
xoxo
First, you calculate if the other person is good enough for you to date or not. Is he tall enough? Is she hot enough? Is he rich enough? Is she hot enough? Is he interesting/funny enough? Is she hot enough? Is he intelligent enough? Is she hot enough?
Most people you meet never match the criteria you set. They are a total reject. But then, there are a few, who do fulfil your criteria. And then, another set of calculations start. You calculate if getting into something with that person would affect your mental peace.
Would he treat me well? Would he care enough? Would she be too demanding? Would he be too possessive? Would she be too sluttish? Would he give me enough time? Would she be too clingy?
And then – the most popular question of all times – Would this interfere with my career?
And what if your special one lives miles apart from you? You would do anything and everything to make it work. The beginning is awesome, with you never leaving your IM, telling your love how much you miss their presence. But it grows old, and you start to struggle. And then again – career.
But you like each other! So what is the solution? A strictly- open relationship, that does not demand too much of your time and does not have the hassle of a real relationship. And you get all the perks! What can be better?
Ha! As if love follows a plan.point stays – Love cannot be planned!
It is like gravity. You can try to go against it, but you really can’t. You can jump off a cliff, trying to fly, but you will not. You will fall. It is inevitable. Similarly, falling in love cannot be prevented. It is inevitable too.
And if you are smart enough to recognise that it is real, you should be smart enough to fight for it and never let it go. Life does not give you too many second chances.
Don’t let love ever pass you by.
This post is taken from a book – Accidentally In Love! It is a story of people finding true love, losing it and . . . well, read the book to know the rest of it! I hope you like it.
xoxo
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Breaking News...!!
Each time I take a long break, I promise myself that I will write more often and then I am back to my old ways. I don't even have any excuses anymore apart from the fact that I am plain lazy.
IVth year and Iam exactly the opposite of the I year. I have nothing to do (which is technically wrong; I do something may be(Is that the opposite of nothing??DUhuh..who cares!!)). I have been watching movies and series ( Twilight and many more are like absolutely awesome!) and generally chilling out(basically talking endlessly on PHONE..yes not to forget Iam one of those gossip girls types..basically just love that.;)..) What plans I had- I will reach the stars and change the world. I will read books and learn French,Astrolofy,Palmistry,Astronomy etc. etc... I joined yoga and left it (in my defence the teacher was not very encouraging..haha). Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles! Nothing I did. But not all is lost. I have been busy getting my Studies in place(thats nt a yayie thing..believe me)..
let me share something with you guys...
I distinctly remember my class X english teacher emphasizing the importance of a caption. She repeatedly drilled it into our heads that a caption should be short and eye-catching. I must say she would be proud if she saw the title of my post today-short and eye catching obviously (why else would the news channels use it??), even though it is not connected to this post, but then, who cares?
Have you ever wished for something, worked for something and really know that you deserved it and then not get it? Have you ever seen less competent people surpassing you? Have you ever let your expectations rise so high, that you yourself know it is impossible to fulfill them? Have you ever felt so bad, that you lost all feeling itself? Have you ever felt so let down, that you lose your faith itself? Have you seen your loved ones ever walk past you, without even giving you as much as a glance? Have you looked on unable to explain your feelings and wishing the other person would simply understand them? Have you wished to do something and then just held back?.....
IVth year and Iam exactly the opposite of the I year. I have nothing to do (which is technically wrong; I do something may be(Is that the opposite of nothing??DUhuh..who cares!!)). I have been watching movies and series ( Twilight and many more are like absolutely awesome!) and generally chilling out(basically talking endlessly on PHONE..yes not to forget Iam one of those gossip girls types..basically just love that.;)..) What plans I had- I will reach the stars and change the world. I will read books and learn French,Astrolofy,Palmistry,Astronomy etc. etc... I joined yoga and left it (in my defence the teacher was not very encouraging..haha). Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles! Nothing I did. But not all is lost. I have been busy getting my Studies in place(thats nt a yayie thing..believe me)..
let me share something with you guys...
I distinctly remember my class X english teacher emphasizing the importance of a caption. She repeatedly drilled it into our heads that a caption should be short and eye-catching. I must say she would be proud if she saw the title of my post today-short and eye catching obviously (why else would the news channels use it??), even though it is not connected to this post, but then, who cares?
Have you ever wished for something, worked for something and really know that you deserved it and then not get it? Have you ever seen less competent people surpassing you? Have you ever let your expectations rise so high, that you yourself know it is impossible to fulfill them? Have you ever felt so bad, that you lost all feeling itself? Have you ever felt so let down, that you lose your faith itself? Have you seen your loved ones ever walk past you, without even giving you as much as a glance? Have you looked on unable to explain your feelings and wishing the other person would simply understand them? Have you wished to do something and then just held back?.....
RetRoSpECTiOn..!!
It’s Over! If at all when it began in the first place.....No its not Denial....Its not a way of hiding the embarrassment that follows....and it definitely isn’t supposed to be an exaggerated piece of writing...which makes you say WTF...beleive me...!!
Which is what I said....
It is a lookback....In retrospection....Maybe it’s just some unfinished business in the hope of some miracle.....A hopeless dreamer was I......Still am(?)
Strange as it may sound , weird as it may be.....There comes a point in your life, when you begin living someone else’s life....Trust me the more enchanting it seems in the beginning...it all ends , where you don’t want it to....Which is what happened!
Maybe I shouldn’t have got practical and serious.....
Which is what i did!
Maybe I can totally blame the other person....
Which is what I really want to always!
Maybe that’s a much better and satisfying alternative all the time(yaiee..blv me)....
Maybe it’s the only alternative I have....
Or
Maybe there’s a better alternative – JUST SHUT UP!
Now that I have finally resumed my blogging after a hiatus....I don’t want to waste the cyberspace with my crybaby chats al the time.
Though it is indeed tempting.....
Just a few things....
1. Parul – Things ended up where I didn’t want it to....More on that , maybe some other time....
OR
Maybe Never.....Bad Memories are best left behind!
As my dear friend says , “Shit Happens!”
2. The Story is over ( Read in between lines -----S-T-O-R-Y)
3. The above three are more than enough ---aren’t they?
I am be back ----No that’s not the line borrowed from the Californian Govern(at)or.....It’s original....and promising....
Which is what I said....
It is a lookback....In retrospection....Maybe it’s just some unfinished business in the hope of some miracle.....A hopeless dreamer was I......Still am(?)
Strange as it may sound , weird as it may be.....There comes a point in your life, when you begin living someone else’s life....Trust me the more enchanting it seems in the beginning...it all ends , where you don’t want it to....Which is what happened!
Maybe I shouldn’t have got practical and serious.....
Which is what i did!
Maybe I can totally blame the other person....
Which is what I really want to always!
Maybe that’s a much better and satisfying alternative all the time(yaiee..blv me)....
Maybe it’s the only alternative I have....
Or
Maybe there’s a better alternative – JUST SHUT UP!
Now that I have finally resumed my blogging after a hiatus....I don’t want to waste the cyberspace with my crybaby chats al the time.
Though it is indeed tempting.....
Just a few things....
1. Parul – Things ended up where I didn’t want it to....More on that , maybe some other time....
OR
Maybe Never.....Bad Memories are best left behind!
As my dear friend says , “Shit Happens!”
2. The Story is over ( Read in between lines -----S-T-O-R-Y)
3. The above three are more than enough ---aren’t they?
I am be back ----No that’s not the line borrowed from the Californian Govern(at)or.....It’s original....and promising....
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